First day of school after Songkran break, I was greeted with this extraordinary answer (I was marking Principle of Bio test papers):

Q:What adaptive advantage does the plant gain by producing bright colored flower?
A:(supposedly) Attract pollinators
THE extraordinary answer:
"It's interesting for animal to have sex with plant or flower."

(WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT?????)

Sadly to say, it's a real answer from real a real person.

Students, please don't skip class.